No words. Have a look at these videos. Pretty sure this has got to be a prank. Surely. Surely? Well, LOL Baltimore either way, I suppose.

UPDATE: So The Daily Swarm is claiming it’s hoax, but they don’t elaborate. It’s hilarious either way, in my book.

UPDATE REDUX: Baltimore City Paper is also calling shenanigans, though they present strong evidence. I didn’t even catch this quote when I watched it, but at one point Coward says “I don’t actually have a job because I’m just a musician so the days kind of blend together.” Yeah dude – self-awareness is a dead giveaway. That’s a good style, dudes.

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Teeth Mountain – Keinsein