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		<title>Early Warning &#8211; Akron/Family Coming to Louisville in September</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kenny Bloggins</dc:creator>
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Akron/Family will end their late summer/early fall North American schizo-folk tent revival in the River City at one of the city&#8217;s most intriguing venues, the 21C Museum Hotel, on September 20. The first leg of their upcoming tour features psych roots luminary and helluva nice guy Wooden Wand, with  Jeffrey Lewis &#38; The Junkyard [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Akron/Family</strong> will end their late summer/early fall North American schizo-folk tent revival in the River City at one of the city&#8217;s most intriguing venues, the <a href="http://www.21cmuseumhotel.com/overview/default.aspx" target="_blank">21C Museum Hotel</a>, on September 20. The first leg of their upcoming tour features psych roots luminary and helluva nice guy <a href="http://www.myspace.com/woodenwand" target="_blank">Wooden Wand</a>, with  Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard and Slaraffenland rounding out the rest of the shows. The dates:</p>
<p>Wed.       Jul. 22        Cleveland, OH @ Rock &amp; Roll Hall of Fame<br />
Thu.        Jul. 23        Detroit Lakes, MN @ 10,000 Lakes Festival<br />
Fri.          Jul. 24        Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge w/ Icy Demons<br />
Sat.         Jul. 25        Calgary, AB @ Calgary Folk Festival<br />
Sun.        Jul. 26        Calgary, AB @ Calgary Folk Festival<br />
Wed.       Jul. 29        Steamboat Springs, CO @ Ghostranch Saloon<br />
Thu.        Jul. 30        Vail, CO @ The Sandbar<br />
Fri.          Jul. 31        Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theater<br />
Sun.        Aug. 2        Liberty Park, NJ @ All Points West Festival<br />
Tue.        Aug. 11       Washington, DC @ Rock &amp; Roll Hotel w/ Wooden Wand<br />
Wed.       Aug. 12      Carrboro, NC @ Cat&#8217;s Cradle w/ Wooden Wand<br />
Thu.        Aug. 13      Atlanta, GA @ The Earl w/ Wooden Wand<br />
Fri.          Aug. 14      Birmingham, AL @  BottleTree w/ Wooden Wand<br />
Sat.         Aug. 15      Asheville, NC @ Harvest Festival at Grey Eagle Tavern &amp; Music Hall<br />
Fri.          Aug. 28      San Francisco @ Outside Lands Festival<br />
Sat.         Aug. 29      Los Angeles, CA @ El Rey Theater w/ Howlin&#8217; Rain, Lucky Dragons<br />
Mon.       Sep. 7        Seattle, WA @ Bumbershoot Festival<br />
Tue.        Sep. 8        Portland, OR @ Baghdad Theatre<br />
Thu.        Sep. 10      Baltimore, MD @ Talking Head Club w/ Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard<br />
Fri.          Sep. 11      Philadelphia, PA @ Johnny Brenda&#8217;s w/ Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard<br />
Sat.         Sep. 12      Monticello, NY @ ATP NY Festival<br />
Mon.       Sep. 14      Hudson, NY @ Jason&#8217;s Upstairs w/ Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard, Slaraffenland<br />
Tue.        Sep. 15      Williamsport, PA @ Site B w/ Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard, Slaraffenland<br />
Wed.       Sep. 16      Ithaca, NY @ Castaways w/ Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard, Slaraffenland<br />
Thu.        Sep. 17      Buffalo, NY @ Mohawk Place w/ Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard, Slaraffenland<br />
Fri.          Sep. 18      London, ON @ LOLA Fest<br />
Sat.         Sep. 19      Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick w/ Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard, Slaraffenland<br />
<strong>Sun.        Sep. 20      Louisville, KY @ 21C Museum Atrium Gallery w/ Jeffrey Lewis &amp; The Junkyard, Slaraffenland</strong></p>
<p><strong>MP3 :::</strong><br />
<a href="http://thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Akron_Family_-_They_Will_Appear.mp3">Akron/Family &#8211; They Will Appear</a></p>
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		<title>Akron/Family &#8211; Set Em Wild, Set Em Free</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kenny Bloggins</dc:creator>
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Some critics tend to take issue with an artist who lacks continuity on record. They may attack the artist for having some shade of a messy identity crisis. They might feel that a body of recorded work should be a cohesive submersion into an aurally cultivated landscape. I am not that sort of critic.
Sure, there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>Some critics tend to take issue with an artist who lacks continuity on record. They may attack the artist for having some shade of a messy identity crisis. They might feel that a body of recorded work should be a cohesive submersion into an aurally cultivated landscape. I am not that sort of critic.</p>
<p>Sure, there&#8217;s a lot to say about continuity. An album such as, say, Lotus Plaza&#8217;s <em>The Floodlight Collective</em> is a great example of a cohesive record that sticks to a particular song structure and sonic timbre, and does it in a well-crafted fashion. However, there&#8217;s a fine line between cohesion and repetition or lack of inspiration. There&#8217;s also a fine line between ecclecticity and clusterfuck. <strong>Akron/Family</strong>, with the forthcoming <em>Set &#8216;Em Wild, Set &#8216;Em Free</em>, very intelligently carves an eclectic, surprising record that is not afraid to experiment with disparate genres &#8211; almost to an alarming level. It&#8217;s a textbook example of experimental music for people who might not like experimental music.</p>
<p>Akron/Family have dropped the freak from their freak folk flag, and in its place, introduced 11 remarkable tracks that explore every corner of cosmic American music &#8211; torch ballads to bucolic dirges, country rock to atmospheric anthems, sunshine pop and grating noise, Television and the Byrds, Sun City Girls and Sun Ra. Does this sound interesting to you? It should, <em>Set Em Wild, Set Em Free</em> is utterly imaginative.</p>
<p>&#8220;Everyone is Guilty,&#8221; the album&#8217;s opener, masterfully combines funk and post-punk. For a psych folk group, that&#8217;s pretty insane. From there, next track &#8220;River&#8221; provokes a sunshine-drenched subdued pop song with a twang. Eno-informed electronic flourishes swell and subside, as well as steel guitar and horn arrangements. It&#8217;s obvious that the Akron/Family loves music with no restrictions, plain and simple. What&#8217;s most surprising, aside from the genre jumping, is that fact that the group&#8217;s downsizing from a revolving roster to a trio yielded their most expansive album to date.</p>
<p>Now jump to &#8220;MBF&#8221; in the second half of the record. What begins as Steve Albini rock turns into a self-destructive porous membrane of sonic intensity that could fit very nicely on a Wolf Eyes or Prurient record.  The structurally loose &#8220;Sun Will Shine (Warmth of the Sunship Version&#8221; is another highlight. This track is the closest resemblance to the group&#8217;s last effort <em>Love is All</em>, yet maintains the consistency of maturation and playfulness that makes <em>Set Em Wild, Set Em Free </em>so remarkable.  The almost eight-minute &#8220;Gravelly Mountains of the Moon&#8221; is the real gem, though &#8211; a bombastic technicolor psychedelic anthem stocked with vast instrumentation and a pulsating over-the-horizon melodic quality. I like Akron/Family, but I didn&#8217;t see that one coming.</p>
<p>I can see the pure ambition of <em>Set Em Wild, Set Em Free </em>to possibly be a point of contention among critics and fans. I hope not. <em>Set Em Wild, Set Em Free </em>is smart and psychotic, almost refreshing to a fault, and showcases a band who has absolutely no comfort zone. Akron/Family have proven themselves to be pretty much fearless, and as a consequence, are propelled to a level much higher than simply another good offering from New Weird America. While some might find the record unlistenable at times, anyone with a relative appreciation of music and how it evolved should be compelled to give <em>Set Em Wild, Set Em Free </em>a fair shot, at least to hear an example of a truly brave and crafty collective.</p>
<p><em>Set &#8216;Em Wild, Set &#8216;Em Free</em> hits the streets on <strong>May 5</strong> and is available for pre-order on <a href="http://www.deadoceans.com/artist.php?name=akronfamily" target="_blank">Dead Oceans</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="../new-album-rating-system/" target="_blank">Fagen-Becker</a> Quality Rating</strong><br />
<img title="Lotus Plaza   The Floodlight Collective" src="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/Images/steelydan1.jpg" alt="steelydan1 Flowers of Hell, a Space Rock Symphony in 16 Parts" width="140" height="140" /></p>
<p><strong>MP3 :::</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Akron_Family_-_Gravelly_Mountains_of_the_Moon.mp3">Akron/Family &#8211; Gravelly Mountains of the Moon</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Akron_Family_-_MBF.mp3">Akron/Family &#8211; MBF</a></p>
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		<title>Akron/Family Prep New/Album and U.S./Tour</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kenny Bloggins</dc:creator>
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Mercurial weird beards and proteges to crazy ol&#8217; cowboy Michael Gira, the ever-revolving freak folk collective Akron/Family, have big things coming up this year, including their first record as a trio (meaning possibly stripped down?) Set &#8216;Em Wild, Set &#8216;Em Free.  It&#8217;s out May 5th on Dead Oceans.  With a much more expansive tour this [...]]]></description>
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<p>Mercurial weird beards and proteges to crazy ol&#8217; cowboy Michael Gira, the ever-revolving freak folk collective <strong>Akron/Family</strong>, have big things coming up this year, including their first record as a trio (meaning possibly stripped down?) <em>Set</em> <em>&#8216;Em Wild, Set &#8216;Em Free</em>.  It&#8217;s out May 5th on <a href="http://www.deadoceans.com/" target="_blank">Dead Oceans</a>.  With a much more expansive tour this spring than last winter&#8217;s New England-only tour, Akron/Family traverse the great Manifest Destiny throughout the intervening period, including a few residency shows.  They&#8217;re still passing up Louisville though (what gives guys?  C&#8217;mon, creepy Will Oldham&#8217;s for real tryin&#8217; to see you).  Regardless, <em>Set &#8216;Em Wild</em> promises to be sick and I&#8217;ll have some songs for you all as soon as I get to hear it.</p>
<p>Also of note, fellow Young God-er <strong>Larkin Grimm</strong> is supporting the /Family for a few shows (well, one), and <a href="http://leoweekly.com/music/grimm-tales" target="_blank">you can catch her tonight</a> at the awesome <a href="http://www.21cmuseumhotel.com/" target="_blank">21C</a> in Louisville with Sandpaper Dolls.  Her parents were in a cult!</p>
<p>Sun. Mar. 1 &#8211; Santa Monica, CA @ McCabe&#8217;s Guitar Shop w/ Ben Harper, Howlin&#8217; Rain (Chris Darrow tribute show)<br />
Fri. Mar. 6 &#8211; San Francisco, CA @ Hemlock Tavern w/ Avocet<br />
Sat. Mar. 7 &#8211; San Francisco, CA @ Hemlock Tavern w/ Citay<br />
Sun. Mar. 8 &#8211; San Francisco, CA @ Hemlock Tavern w/ Howlin&#8217; Rain (acoustic)<br />
Mon. Mar. 9 &#8211; Santa Cruz, CA @ Brookdale Lodge<br />
Tue. Mar. 10 &#8211; Los Angeles, CA @ Steve Allen Theatre w/ Charlyne Yi, the Hollywood Hotshots<br />
Wed. Mar. 11 &#8211; Los Angeles, CA @ Steve Allen Theatre w/ Golden Animals, Max Maven<br />
Thu. Mar. 12 &#8211; Los Angeles, CA @ Steve Allen Theatre<br />
Fri. Mar. 13 &#8211; Las Vegas, NV @ The Aruba @ Neon Reverb Festival<br />
Tue. Mar. 17 &#8211; Denver, CO @ Oriental Theatre<br />
Wed. Mar. 18 &#8211; Austin, TX @ The Mohawk &#8211; 5 PM &#8211; Austinist/Gothamist Party &#8211; SXSW<br />
Thu. Mar. 19 &#8211; Austin, TX @ The Mohawk &#8211; Dead Oceans/Jagjaguwar/Secretly Canadian Showcase &#8211; SXSW<br />
Sun. Mar. 22 &#8211; Hamilton, ON @ The Casbah w/ Rock Plaza Central<br />
Mon. Mar. 23 &#8211; Toronto, ON @ Sneaky Dees w/ Born Ruffians<br />
Tue. Mar. 24 &#8211; Toronto, ON @ Sneaky Dees w/ Born Rufians &#8211; SOLD OUT<br />
Wed. Mar. 25 &#8211; Montreal, QC @ Il Motore w/ Born Ruffians<br />
Thu. Mar. 26 &#8211; Montreal, QC @ Il Motore w/ Born Ruffians<br />
Fri. Mar. 27 &#8211; New York, NY @ The New Museum w/ The Lexie Mountain Boys<br />
Sat. Mar. 28 &#8211; Brooklyn, NY @ Union Pool w/ Gold Sparkle Band<br />
Sun. Mar. 29 &#8211; Brooklyn, NY @ Union Pool w/ Larkin Grimm</p>
<p><strong>MP3 :::</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Akron_Family_-_Dont_Be_Afraid_Youre_Already_Dead.mp3" target="_blank">Akron/Family &#8211; Don&#8217;t Be Afraid, You&#8217;re Already Dead</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Larkin_Grimm_-_Dominican_Rum.mp3">Larkin Grimm &#8211; Dominican Rum</a></p>
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		<title>The End is Nigh, Fuckers &#8211; The Apocalypse Mix</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kenny Bloggins</dc:creator>
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This is a special Super Swingin&#8217; Mix&#8230; because it might be the last one ever. I threw links in this post like you eat lunch.
As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, Swan Fungus is one of my favorite blogs out there (along with WFMU&#8217;s and Raven Sings the Blues).  With regard to the former, I like the [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is a special Super Swingin&#8217; Mix&#8230; because it might be the last one ever. I threw links in this post like you eat lunch.</p>
<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, <a href="http://blog.swanfungus.com" target="_blank">Swan Fungus</a> is one of my favorite blogs out there (along with <a href="http://blog.wfmu.org/" target="_blank">WFMU</a>&#8217;s and <a href="http://ravensingstheblues.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Raven Sings the Blues</a>).  With regard to the former, I like the author&#8217;s idea of yanking a bunch of news stories together and then posting totally righteous jam hives that may or may not have anything to do with what he&#8217;s writing about. I&#8217;m going to steal that idea (with attribution of course), but up the ante a bit and try to relate the music to a news story. Anton Newcombe does this a lot on his MySpazzz blog, which is how I accidentally got into an online dork fight with him &#8211; a story I&#8217;ll save for another day. I take that back &#8211; we might all be dead on Wednesday <strong>if CERN fucks up their lil&#8217; Big Bang experiment</strong>. So maybe you won&#8217;t get that story from me. That&#8217;s probably the least of your <a href="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/lifeasnovelty/whereisyrgod.jpg" target="_blank">concerns</a>.<span id="more-87"></span></p>
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<p>All in all, <a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Scientists-Ready-To-Launch-Large-Hadron-Collider-To-Replicate-Big-Bang-And-Study-Universe/Article/200809215095071?lpos=World%2BNews_0&amp;lid=ARTICLE_15095071_Scientists%2BReady%2BTo%2BLaunch%2BLarge%2BHadron%2BCollider%2BTo%2BReplicate%2BBig%2BBang%2BAnd%2BStudy%2BUniverse" target="_blank">recreating the origin of our universe and all of existence</a> will probably be tits. And I totally administer props to CERN <a href="http://www.theskinny.co.uk/article/43385-spiritualized-in-the-next-dimension" target="_blank">for trying to book Spiritualized to perform in celebration of this experiment</a>. But in the <a href="http://government.zdnet.com/?p=3974" target="_blank"><em>off chance</em></a> that something gets <em>unequivocally fucked</em> in this decidedly dubious pow-wow, I might not go to work Wednesday. I <em>do not</em> want to <a href="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/lifeasnovelty/donotwant2.jpg" target="_blank">die sitting at my desk</a>. I mean, that would be fucking sad. I think I&#8217;ll kick it at home, grab some beer technology, and have tons of monumental sex with my girlfriend instead, which is a better power play on apocalypse day. I also don&#8217;t plan to write a living will and testament, since not even light can escape the extreme, space-time-continuum-bending gravitational force of a black hole, suggesting that my estate probably won&#8217;t stay intact anyhow. So don&#8217;t plan on getting my Wii.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re not hip to what <a href="http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/Welcome.html" target="_blank">CERN</a>&#8217;s up to these days, EU and US scientists are totally gonna recreate the state of the universe immediately after the Big Bang, deep below the alps, with the 17-mile long Large Hadron Collider. It&#8217;s (supposedly) the most massive experiment ever conducted. But it also is (supposedly) a potential <a href="http://www.techsideup.com/cern-sued-for-risking-apocalypse/" target="_blank">gnarly scene</a>. Sounds rad to me either way. Luckily, even if the jive-like worst case scenario manifests itself, Stephen Colbert&#8217;s DNA will be floating in space somewhere for extraterrestrials to clone and manipulate and shit.  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider" target="_blank"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider" target="_blank">Here&#8217;s yr. research style</a>, with slammin&#8217; <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/CMS_Yep2_descent.gif" target="_blank">animated GIFs</a> to boot. Theoretical physics rules my life. I wish I had my girlfriend&#8217;s copy of Paul Davies&#8217; <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Build-Time-Machine-Paul-Davies/dp/0142001864/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1220890962&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank">How to Build a Time Machine</a> with me to shed some additional light, for you dear readers, on the stability of black holes and wormholes&#8230; stuff like that. Lest we forget those pesky<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangelets" target="_blank"> strangelets</a>, as well. If I had to write a headline, I think I&#8217;d title it<em> &#8220;Hardcore Celestial Happenstance Harshes Mellows Worldwide.&#8221; </em><em><br />
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<p>But even if Wednesday&#8217;s flippin&#8217; of the switch goes as smooth as Michael McDonald, we still have that whole <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/for-the-first-time-in-human-history-the-north-pole-can-be-circumnavigated-913924.html" target="_blank">The North Pole Ice Cap is an Island For the First Time in Human History</a> thing going on. I&#8217;d like to thank the Baby Boomers for fucking my generation, and future generations, over. Tiiiiiight. Thanks guys!</p>
<p>So to celebrate CERN <a href="http://www.technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJApsAv7zma4" target="_blank" class="broken_link">doin&#8217; it live</a>, I&#8217;ve gathered a few pleasant, apocalyptic canticles to provide the perfect soundtrack for either a efficiently swallowed Earth (a la CERN), or a slowly dying Earth (a la mankind&#8217;s insolence). I&#8217;ve always found Bardo Pond to be pretty fitting end-of-the-world bumper music, so I included a couple tracks from them. I&#8217;m super pumped about the songs I chose. Though not every jam specifically addresses an accidental astrophysical clusterfuck &#8211; the titles, themes, mood, et al. convey a general things-are-fucked notion. I mean, you can&#8217;t argue that Boris and Kites aren&#8217;t par for the endtymez course. Catch one Cold War reference and one Revelations allegory, and you&#8217;ll win something yet to be determined. Leave a comment below.</p>
<p>So happy Monday, you guyses. Prepare to die lol.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>MP3 :::</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Bardo_Pond_-_So_Fucked.mp3" target="_blank">Bardo Pond &#8211; This Time (So Fucked)</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Bardo_Pond_-_Night_of_Frogs.mp3" target="_blank">Bardo Pond &#8211; Night of Frogs</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/The_Warlocks_-_Come_Save_Us.mp3" target="_blank">The Warlocks &#8211; Come Save Us</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Boris_-_Blackout.mp3" target="_blank">Boris &#8211; Blackout</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Love_-_The_Red_Telephone.mp3" target="_blank">Love &#8211; The Red Telephone</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/M83_-_God_of_Thunder.mp3" target="_blank">M83 &#8211; God of Thunder</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/The_Besnards_Lakes_-_Devastation.mp3" target="_blank">The Besnard Lakes &#8211; Devastation</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Loop_-_Black_Sun.mp3" target="_blank">Loop &#8211; Black Sun</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/The_Vaselines_-_No_Hope.mp3" target="_blank">The Vaselines &#8211; No Hope</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Kites_-_Exploded_Face.mp3" target="_blank">Kites &#8211; Exploded Face</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thedecibeltolls.com/mp3/Akron_Family_-_Dont_Be_Afraid_Youre_Already_Dead.mp3" target="_blank">Akron/Family &#8211; Don&#8217;t Be Afraid, You&#8217;re Already Dead</a></p>
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