
Santa Claus + Mickey Mouse + Fire From My Cock + Yee Haww + Animated GIF = A Perfect Storm of Excellence
Thanks to Fader for premiering the best shit since A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector by Phil Spector. This is the most excellent unexpected Christmas gift ever. Practice fire safety when lighting the bong.
Ho ho hoooooh fuuuuuck!
MP3 :::
Lee Scratch Perry – Santa Claus

Some of my holiday favorites from Kenny Bloggins to you and yours… Continue reading ‘Adventures in YouTubin’: Holiday Edition’

X-mas is one week away. I guess that rules. Wal-Mart employees getting pancaked for some plasma TVs, the industrial-sized carbon footprint of the copious holiday-induced traffic, a general feeling of malaise, and not to mention the cliched but nonetheless important observations of the Santa Calus’ pervasive creepiness. Christmas is weird, and I don’t know if I like it.
So instead, I celebrate DMX-mas, which adopts traditions such as enjoying “‘X Gon’ Give It to Ya,” watching some of his excellent films, and drankin’ malt liquor. But since most of you don’t celebrate DMX-mas like Lana and I do, I’ll put together a poignant mix fit for the most “wonderful” time of the year. Have yourself a brain burnin’ Christmas with these whispy sleigh-worn canticles that don’t make me want to stab someone in the face with a morning star. Speaking of sleighs, remember that part in Citizen Kane when you find out that “Rosebud” was actually the name of Kane’s beloved sled as a child? This mix fits that mood sorta perfect… Continue reading ‘Merry DMX-mas: A Charming Holiday Mix’