No words. Have a look at these videos. Pretty sure this has got to be a prank. Surely. Surely? Well, LOL Baltimore either way, I suppose.
UPDATE: So The Daily Swarm is claiming it’s hoax, but they don’t elaborate. It’s hilarious either way, in my book.
UPDATE REDUX: Baltimore City Paper is also calling shenanigans, though they present strong evidence. I didn’t even catch this quote when I watched it, but at one point Coward says “I don’t actually have a job because I’m just a musician so the days kind of blend together.” Yeah dude – self-awareness is a dead giveaway. That’s a good style, dudes.
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Teeth Mountain – Keinsein
Santa Claus + Mickey Mouse + Fire From My Cock + Yee Haww + Animated GIF = A Perfect Storm of Excellence
Thanks to Fader for premiering the best shit since A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector by Phil Spector. This is the most excellent unexpected Christmas gift ever. Practice fire safety when lighting the bong.
Ho ho hoooooh fuuuuuck!
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Lee Scratch Perry – Santa Claus
Aaron Fechter has an awesome job. Fechter was one of the original engineers/designers of Rock-afire Explosion, designed by Creative Engineering, Inc. These were the folks responsible for those mighty, mechanical, probably bionic animatronic stage animals that performed for such fine dinner theater establishments as Chuck-E-Cheese and Showbiz Pizza. I was all about Showbiz. Actually, I still am. Continue reading ‘What’s More Psychedelic Than Animatronic Animals?’
